When you need something out of this world:
- “Aliens” (1986): Our queen Sigourney Weaver vs. a cosmic queen is a sci-fi all-timer.
- “Arrival” (2016): Amy Adams communicates with aliens and at this point we’re envying
her hazmat suit. - “E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial” (1982): Honestly, hanging out with E.T. sounds cool
until the little guy eats all your Reese’s Pieces. - “Independence Day” (1996): Will Smith clocks an outer-space creature in the face,
more for invading Earth than eating his Reese’s Pieces. - “Guardians of the Galaxy” (2014): I am Groot, obviously.
- “Galaxy Quest” (1999): Like “Star Trek” if it was funny.
- “Star Trek” (2009): Like “Star Trek” if it was “Star Wars.”
- “The Martian” (2015): It’s nice to know that Matt Damon’s recipe for Martian poop
potatoes is right there if ever needed. - “Moon” (2009): You get two Sam Rockwells for the price of one awesomely intriguing
lunar mission. What a deal! - “Star Wars” (1977): Because who doesn’t want to learn the ways of the Force with
Han, Luke, Leia and John Williams’ blasting score?
When you need a change in scenery
- “Blade Runner” (1982): Is Harrison Ford a robot or not? Feel free to think about
that as you immerse yourself in neon noir. - “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” (1998): Going on a Vegas acid binge with Johnny
Depp and Benicio del Toro is indeed a trip. - “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” (2001): Kids going off to a magical school
and dealing with seriously dark stuff is somehow not child endangerment. - “How to Train Your Dragon” (2010): A Viking boy having a scaly best friend is totally
OK, though. - “The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring” (2001): A three-movie, 11-
hour trudge through Middle-earth to drop a ring into a volcano needs to start somewhere. - “Mad Max: Fury Road” (2015): Ride eternal, shiny and chrome into a splendiferous
post-apocalyptic wasteland with Charlize Theron and Tom Hardy. - “The Matrix” (1999): You’ll want to choose the red pill because Keanu Reeves’
cyberpunk kung fu is top notch. - “The NeverEnding Story” (1984): Come for the flying dragon dog, stay for that cult
tune the “Stranger Things” kids sang. - “The Princess Bride” (1987): Head to Florin, save Princess Buttercup and, most
importantly, have fun storming the castle! - “The Wizard of Oz” (1939): Good friends, cool shoes and Midwestern chutzpah are
a must along the Yellow Brick Road. (Which has more flying monkeys than Fury Road.)
When you need family bonding time
- “Back to the Future” (1985): Teenage kid travels back to the 1950s to make sure his
parents fall in love and Mom hits on him. That’s some future therapy bills right there. - “Father of the Bride” (1991): Steve Martin’s overprotective patriarch is a must-see
for the dads with daughters out there. - “Frozen” (2013): From wanting to build a snowman to letting it go, Anna and Elsa are a
sister act for the ages. (All ages, in fact.) - “The Incredibles” (2004): With a bevy of superpowers and dinner-table issues, the
Parr clan’s tale is the best Fantastic Four movie ever. - “The Godfather” (1972): But don’t forget about the Corleone family, whose business
involves betrayal, crime and murder. So that’s less than fantastic, in terms of the law. - “Little Miss Sunshine” (2006): The Hoover family is crazy dysfunctional – and just
plain crazy – but man, can they bust up a pretentious kid beauty pageant. - “Mary Poppins” (1964): The Banks family is a hot mess when Julie Andrews thankfully
flies in on her umbrella. - “Meet the Parents” (2000): No one’s in-law circle of trust can compare to Robert De
Niro whipping out a lie detector or discussing his nipples. - “The Sound of Music” (1965): Even though there are Nazis, there’s plenty to sing
about for the tuneful Von Trapps. - “Step Brothers” (2008): Sorry, Anna and Elsa, as a sibling duo Will Ferrell and John
C. Reilly are much more fun in that nunchucking, boat-crashing, man-child way.
When you need a belly laugh
- “Animal House” (1978): It would never be made in the #MeToo era, but the
Deathmobile, the food fight and John Belushi in a toga destroying a guitar still have no
college-comedy equal. - “The Blues Brothers” (1980): While the guys in the suits and shades get the title
love, praise the gods of country and Western for a scene-stealing Carrie Fisher, Aretha
Franklin and Ray Charles. - “Booksmart” (2019): The female-centric standout proves teen travails are just as
relatable now as they were when “The Breakfast Club” was in session. - “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” (1986): Save Ferris! That’s it, that’s all you need to know.
- “Ghostbusters” (1984): A reminder that things can always be worse – in this case, full
torso apparitions, a Sumerian god of destruction and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. - “Groundhog Day” (1993): Bill Murray refuses to let a bucktoothed critter upstage
him. Respect. - “The Hangover” (2009): Mike Tyson singing Phil Collins isn’t even in the top five
nuttiest moments in this bachelor-party-gone-wrong classic. - “Old School” (2003): Indefinite self-isolation might make one ponder founding their
own fraternity in their house. Just don’t go streaking, please. - “This Is Spinal Tap” (1984): It’s the rock mockumentary that goes to 11, and the
sting remains from “Big Bottom” not snagging an original song Oscar nod. - “Young Frankenstein” (1974): A Mel Brooks marathon is guaranteed to lift all spirits
but do start with the one starring Gene Wilder as a lovably kooky mad scientist.
When you need a good scare
- “Evil Dead II” (1987): The splatter-fest teaches you the essential lesson that if
your hand gets hacked off, attach a chainsaw. - “The Exorcist” (1973): The dreadful thought of the devil possessing a young girl is
even more unnerving seeing it unfold in front of you. - “Get Out” (2017): Good luck ever forgetting the image of Daniel Kaluuya’s teary
horror upon realizing he’s in the Sunken Place. - “It” (2017): A coming-of-age story first, a clown-laden fright fest second.
- “A Nightmare on Elm Street” (1984): Slasher villain math: Freddy Krueger > Michael
Myers > Jason Voorhees. - “Psycho” (1960): Still an effective deterrent to showering, six decades later.
- “Se7en” (1995): A splendid smashup of genres (detective, noir, horror) and an eerie
exploration of the seven deadly sins, but don’t look in the box, Brad Pitt! - “Shaun of the Dead” (2004): If you’re going to watch a freaky outbreak movie in the
time of coronavirus, at least make it a seriously funny British joint. - “The Shining” (1980): OK, maaaaaaybe not the greatest film to watch in a time of
self-isolation. - “The Witch” (2015): If a goat named Black Phillip asks you, “Wouldst thou like to live
deliciously?” just say no. (You might want to avoid talking goats in general.)
When you need a super-duper hero
- “Big Trouble in Little China” (1986): Only Kurt Russell could sell being the twofisted, macho-talking, truck-driving sidekick in his own movie.
- “Black Panther” (2018): Wakanda – and Chadwick Boseman’s phenomenal royal warrior
– forever! - “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” (2014): A well-crafted, outstanding political
thriller in which Chris Evans just happens to be wearing star-spangled tights. - “The Dark Knight” (2008): Heath Ledger’s Joker for the absolute win. (Christian
Bale’s Batman is all right, too.) - “Flash Gordon” (1980): He’ll save every one of us. It’s right there in the song.
- “The Goonies” (1985): Let’s see Batman or Captain America try to do the Truffle
Shuffle. - “Kill Bill: Volume 1” (2003): Clad in a Bruce Lee jumpsuit, Uma Thurman’s The Bride
marries the look of a fashion icon with supreme sword-swinging vengeance taking out
umpteen goons. - “Rocky IV” (1985): Sure, Sylvester Stallone’s first “Rocky” was “the good one.” He
pretty much has to take on the whole Soviet Union in this one, though! - “Superman” (1978): Nobody has ever worn superhero threads – especially those of
the iconic big blue boy scout – the same way as Christopher Reeve. - “Wonder Woman” (2017): Gal Gadot’s ridiculously powerful Amazon princess learns
that humanity is a bunch of warring jerks and helps out anyway.
When you need a history lesson
- “All the President’s Men” (1976): Whether you see shades of the past now or not,
crusading journalists taking on a corrupt administration is simply riveting. - “Amadeus” (1984): Mozart could write a mean classical tune, and his rivalry with
Salieri here is a symphony of hedonism and drama. - “Ed Wood” (1994): Tim Burton turns in a fascinating retro ode to the B-movie
filmmaker and angora sweater aficionado. - “Hidden Figures” (2016): One way to honor NASA pioneer Katherine Johnson, who
died death last month at 101, is to watch Taraji P. Henson in this rousing civil-rights tale. - “Lincoln” (2012): Man of many hats Daniel Day Lewis rocks the stovepipe headwear of
the 16th president especially well. - “RBG” (2018): Worried about the health of 87-year-old Ruth Bader Ginsburg? This
documentary shows the notorious Supreme Court justice is made of the sternest stuff. - “The Right Stuff” (1983): More than three wondrous hours detailing the backstory –
in epic Hollywood fashion – of our first trip to space. - “1776” (1972): Just think of it as the prequel to “Hamilton.”
- “Spartacus” (1960): Fun fact: Kirk Douglas was leading slave revolts when “Gladiator”
Russell Crowe was a preschooler. - “Straight Outta Compton” (2015): O’Shea Jackson Jr. plays dad Ice Cube in the
N.W.A. biopic that’s a delight even if you aren’t into hip-hop.
When you need a great movie
- “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid” (1969): Find yourself a ride-or-die BFF like
Paul Newman and Robert Redford as infamous Old West outlaws. (But don’t do all the
robbing.) - “Casablanca” (1942): Hey, kids! If you ever wondered why Humphrey Bogart was a
thing, watch this. - “Chinatown” (1974): Jack Nicholson’s busted face is a signature look for a sublime
L.A. film noir. - “Citizen Kane” (1941): The greatest film ever made is actually pretty good. The hype
is real! - “The Departed” (2006): Leo, Jack and Damon in a Boston-set Scorsese mob movie?
That’s wicked smaht casting. - “Die Hard” (1988): It should be everyone’s goal to have the self-confidence to
trudge across broken glass, take on a snarling Eurotrash supervillain and save the day, all
on Christmas Eve. - “Jaws” (1975): The first summer blockbuster is the mack daddy of man-eating shark
flicks. - “North by Northwest” (1959): Getting embroiled in a case of mistaken identity and
getting chased by a crop-dusting plane equals a very bad, no-good day for Cary Grant. - “Parasite” (2019): The South Korean movie just won best picture so maybe getting
stuck at home is the best time to catch up? (Warning: It might cause paranoia about your
basement.) - “Raiders of the Lost Ark” (1981): The perfect action film with an imperfectly
flawed, square-jawed protagonist.
When you need a not-so-great movie
- “Armageddon” (1998): Let the record state that Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck were
Space Force before it was cool. - “Cobra” (1986): Crime is a disease, Stallone is the cure and this violent extravaganza
is a transfusion of guilty pleasure. - “Con Air” (1997): Much of Nicolas Cage’s whole career could fill this space, however,
only one flick has characters named Diamond Dog, Swamp Thing and Cyrus the Virus. - “Highlander” (1986): Ridiculous cheeseball plot, immortal warriors and killer Queen
songs strangely go together. - “The Last Dragon” (1985): We dare you not be earwormed by DeBarge’s “Rhythm of
the Night,” the infectious tune that reflects the overall cult-movie mix of kung fu,
romance and ‘80s style. - “Mommie Dearest” (1981): Yes, it’s the one with “No more wire hangers!” But there’s
much more melodrama throughout the bonkers Joan Crawford biopic as Faye Dunaway
gives a masterclass in overacting. - “Over the Top” (1987): The underdog plot centered on arm wrestling is nonsensical
and yet completely rousing. It’s also proof positive that turning your trucker hat around
always means business. - “Road House” (1989): The one where Patrick Swayze rips a dude’s throat out.
- “So I Married an Axe Murderer” (1993): Forget “Wayne’s World” and “Austin
Powers.” This is Mike Myers’ greatest hit, as a beat poet afraid of commitment and even
more fearful of his maybe-a-killer new love. - “Xanadu” (1980): The splashy, post-disco pop musical was made to be played on
repeat constantly at roller rinks.
When you need your heart warmed
- “About Time” (2013): Domhnall Gleeson is a time-traveling dude, Rachel McAdams is
his soulmate, and all the feels will be had. - “Field of Dreams” (1989): The magnificent baseball film embraces the power of
faith, belief and having one last catch with your dad. - “It’s a Wonderful Life” (1946): Not just for Christmas anymore!
- “Jojo Rabbit” (2019): Taika Waititi plays Hitler in a satire focusing on human love
over learned hate. - “Notting Hill” (1999): You, too, will believe a regular schmo could date Julia Roberts.
- “Rudy” (1993): The best football movie’s most impressive trick is making you believe
Sean Astin would survive two seconds on the gridiron. - “Silver Linings Playbook” (2012): Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence together are
an A-list romantic pairing – he plays a bipolar Eagle fan, she’s an acerbic widow – as well as
a sizzling dance couple. - “Sing Street” (2016): An Irish teen in the ‘80s forms a band to win over his crush
and discovers no woman can truly love a man who listens to Phil Collins. (Sorry, Mike Tyson.) - “The Shawshank Redemption” (1994): A memorable jailbird bromance from the mind
of Stephen King. - “You’ve Got Mail” (1998): The swoon-worthy Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan jam that feels
ancient with the AOL email chime yet is oh-so-timeless.
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